He slides through the hills with a crown on his head
breadstick for a sword, all the enemies fled
This is no Country Crock, this is god damn hard rock
and if you open that biscuit it's where he'll belong
if you open that biscuit it's where he belongs
He's winning, he's a champ, he's as bright as the sun
switched on til the break-a dawn, on some toast or a bun
a hero, a victor, a king it's a fact
never backs down he is set to attack
This is no Country Crock, this is god damn hard rock
and if you open that biscuit it's where he'll belong
if you open that biscuit it's where he belongs
No tolerance for the lactose intolerant
showing no mercy on digestive systems
spread the word, spread it thick
don't give up if it makes you feel sick
be strong, sing this song, you know it's where you belong
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