On a far distant planet, walked into a bar
saw a hairy man standin', from afar
he had a badass laser strapped to his hip
packin' wicked grips of red licorice whips
in one hand, he has some pink liqueur
he's feelin' tipsy but asks for another pour
hits the dance floor hard, but his moves look dated
swingin' hips tryin' to find a girl for mating
Hairy man in the club, hairy man on the floor,
hairy man dancin' round like it's 1994
Like digital butter on an analog bun
the moves that he's flashin' make you wanna make fun
but quickly we realize we may be wrong
cuz the ladies are groovin' just like this song
they're all over him, like cinnamon to toast
he's keepin' look out for the girl he loves the most
makin' me feel like a fool for doubting the beast
cuz he's risin' to the top, like he's using yeast
Hairy man in the club, hairy man on the floor
hairy man dancin' round like it's 1994
Like a rocket hairy man made his way to the top
but he couldn't figure out a good way to stop
got so high he felt low, didn't know where to go
so he checked into rehab, and gave up the blow
then he checked out, and cut a rug all night
feelin' good feelin' fine it was outta sight
caught the eye of a dame from across the room
fell in love and went to Mars for a honeymoon
Hairy man in the club, hairy man on the floor
hairy man dancin' round like it's 1994
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